Friday, November 11, 2011

New Blog Compiles Correspondence To Felines Of The Future

(foshie)

Dear Future Cat is a new Tumblr blog dedicated to collecting the often funny, sometimes surprisingly heartfelt notes readers have submitted to their future felines. I've picked out a few of my favorites below, and you can read the rest here.

While they're meant to be written for a cat you don't have yet, several of them could be directed towards your "current" kitty as well. :)

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DEAR FUTURE CAT,
My friends and family have accepted that I'm having cats instead of children, so when you're on your way they're gonna throw me a kitty-shower. It will be the best day of my life.

DEAR FUTURE CAT,
I hate taking you to the vet as much as you hate going, but it’s for your own good. I want to make sure you’re healthy because I don’t know what I would do without you.

DEAR FUTURE CAT,
On Caturdays we wear pink.

DEAR FUTURE CAT,
Please lay off the catnip, we’re really concerned for your well-being.
We love you and we will support you through this.

DEAR FUTURE CAT,
Those cats in the cat food commercials ain’t got nothin’ on you. Please don’t let that image of a perfect cat affect your idea of beauty or your sense of self worth because to me, you will always be perfect.

DEAR FUTURE CAT,
I’m trying really hard to learn your language.
Meow, meow, meeeeow, mrau.

DEAR FUTURE CAT,
Please don’t scratch the sofa, if you’re upset you can come talk to me.

DEAR FUTURE CAT,
Even though I’m a vegetarian on your birthday I will cook you salmon because cats like salmon and I want you to be happy, even if you don’t know it’s your birthday.

DEAR FUTURE CAT,
If I come home smelling like another cat, please don’t get mad.
I was at a friend’s house and they have a cat.
I was not cheating on you.
You are my favorite.
You are my only.

DEAR FUTURE KITTEN,
I can’t wait to watch you grow up into a lovely adult cat.
When you are grown I will show you your baby pictures and we will cuddle and I will laugh and you will purr about the good old days.


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1 comments:

Kokoro Purrs said...

This reminds me of "Dear Janit"/Crispin blog, which hasn't posted since May, I guess the vacuum has been filled...

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