First came DJ Kitty, followed by his kitten counterparts, and now it's time to prepare your puss to dominate the dance floor with this ultimate invention by SUCK UK. In what's probably the coolest cat scratcher I've ever seen (and I've seen quite a few, akshully), kitty can work up a sweat spinning the realistic wheel on a deck complete with poseable tone arm and "RUN DOG" stickers.
As the description notes, the philosophy behind kitty cat disc jockeys and their human counterparts isn't much different:
"Cats scratch furniture to mark their territory, exercise their muscles and for sheer pleasure. All similar reasons youths mix music, and if we are to cross over both those cultures we'd rather get cats mixing music than teenage boys bringing bedraggled birds back to your doorstep."
The scratchers will be available from SUCK UK for £15.99 (around $25 USD), but don't worry about coming up with your cat's DJ handle so fast, because they're not in stock just yet.