Monday, January 3, 2011

Grandma Wrinkles Got Married!

Just moments after the ball dropped at midnight on New Year's Eve, Bravo's own Andy Cohen officiated the first high-profile "Bravo-lebrity" wedding of the year when Grandma Wrinkles Manzo, hairless Sphynx of The Real Housewives of New Jersey housewife Dina Manzo, and Gigolo "Giggy" Vanderpump, toy Pomeranian of Lisa Vanderpump of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, were brought together in holy interpecies matrimony live on national television!

The brief ceremony, which aired live as part of Bravo's New Year's Eve Wig Drop event, was attended by Bravo stars such as Jeff Lewis and Jenni Pulos from Flipping Out, Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes from The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Tamra Barney from The Real Housewives of OC. The bride's mother, Dina Manzo (who is looking more and more like Catwoman every day, and I mean that as a compliment) gave the 3-year old cat away and a two-legged dog served as the maid of honor. During the ceremony, Dina also stipulated that there would be no pre-nup between the two lovebirds.

Andy Cohen asked Grandma Wrinkles if she would be Giggy's "little pussycat for all the rest of your nine lives?" and concluded the ceremony by beseeching the tiny dog to "Lick your bride."

The couple in happier times

After the entire affair was over, both Grandma and Giggy took to their respective Twitter accounts to share their true feelings about the event.

The morning after, Giggy tweeted:

While Grandma Wrinkles revealed:

He really is a dog! I guess Dina was right to make sure there was no pre-nup! To Grandma Wrinkles we say: Milk that little Gigolo for all he's worth, girl!



Daisy said...

Poor Grandma Wrinkles! I hope you are not too heartbroken.

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