Folks like me who suffer from frequent bouts of cat song writer's block are breathing a sigh of relief, because last night Conan aired a commercial for a new product that will finally take the creative burden off our hands.
Songs To Sing To Cats is a full-length CD featuring instant classics like, "American kitty dancing on banana," and "I got a kitty for a moustache and I'm going to the bar tonight," that you can bust out anytime you need to serenade your kitty with a quick tune. The album also comes with a bonus Half a Song You Can Sing To Your Dog EP, and a free "Your cat won't look at it ball" that's sure to provide endless hours of boredom for the entire family.
Unfortunately, and the fake disc can only be obtained by mailing your wallet to the dumpster behind your local Subway, so don't go looking for it on Spotify just yet.
♫"You're my favorite creature in the world, more important than anyone else.."♫
Via Team Coco